OK so this is my take: you need to do the next one at half speed, to fool all the Two Ecksters. They'll crank it up to 2x and wonder why you're still talking at normal speed. They'll think their app is broken.
I don't think you should stop here. If you make subsequent episodes Four Ecks, aiming for a brisk 9 minutes run time, each episode would match the number of letters in the word Wednesday.
My hope would be that you end up sounding like a Yorkshire chipmunk at that speed, which would of course take the show to new heights of absurdity. Which I'm here for.
OK so this is my take: you need to do the next one at half speed, to fool all the Two Ecksters. They'll crank it up to 2x and wonder why you're still talking at normal speed. They'll think their app is broken.
Being the maverick that I am I listen to podcasts at a much slowed down rate to really absorb the learnings and maximise v*lue.
I hope you can accomodate this and next week put out a special two hour long nought point two fifthst ecks episode.
Thaaank yooou.
I don't think you should stop here. If you make subsequent episodes Four Ecks, aiming for a brisk 9 minutes run time, each episode would match the number of letters in the word Wednesday.
My hope would be that you end up sounding like a Yorkshire chipmunk at that speed, which would of course take the show to new heights of absurdity. Which I'm here for.