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I assume I'm the first to like and comment because everyone else is waiting at their local airports to board planes to England to suck down your supply of Salad Cream. That is it, most definitely! You Are World, Craig, World.

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Feb 3, 2023Liked by Craig Burgess

We were told to fuck off a while back, so I did, but I've come back, is that okay?

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Obsessed dirty listener here. Sending you tuppence for the top tap tip.

Funnily enough, or not, we Americans call them faucets but the water that comes out we call tap water. We might say tap singular but never taps plural. Fascinating, I know.

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