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Feb 15Liked by Craig Burgess

my headphones ran out of battery, there was silence, but I thought it was you pranking me, waited for 5 minutes, got suspicious only then

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Feb 15Liked by Craig Burgess

Also, as a Croatian, I can tell you that in Croatia, the bar for improv is indeed very, very,

very low.

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In terms of low analogies, how low?

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Feb 15Liked by Craig Burgess

i bet on Mariana trench

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Like a bar in a hobbit pub.

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Like a limbo bar in a hobbit pub, or is that too low?

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Feb 19Liked by Craig Burgess

LIke a limbo bar in the basement of a hobbit pub.

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Like a limbo bar in the basement of a hobbit pub, dug out by badgers?

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Feb 15Liked by Craig Burgess

46 minutes?! Well thats'... that's donkey list!

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Feb 16Liked by Craig Burgess

A hot golden Yorkshire pudcast fresh from the oven - that's donkey list. I was laughing throughout.

But 46 minutes? That's taking the piss. That's a hard one to swallow. It's too long. I don't have time for all this Wednesday donkey nonsense. I had to listen while on the toilet, brushing my teeth, on the toilet again, washing dishes, driving, brushing my teeth on the toilet, washing dishes in the toilet, and driving on the toilet.

And no Toby's Tipular Tits? I want my money back.

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There you go, you've got it back.

It's easy to transfer free money

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Feb 16Liked by Craig Burgess

‘kin ‘ell. Now that’s customer service.

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There's so much genius in here that I can't recount it all but will definitely enjoy a good reverse park while thinking of you. . .or rather, thinking of Podcast Ombudsman 1 since he's my truest love of all

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Also i wrote that comment before i even finished the podcast cuz i'm primed to think it's 36 minutes, not 46, so really hope the balance of this episode is worth my time. ;) Pussistant

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It all depends on whether you think an extra 10 minutes is worth it.

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Indeed it was. Great show - in all seriousness, not in my role as your pretend stalker, it's great to have you creating/sharing again.

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Thank you!

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Feb 15Liked by Craig Burgess

this was a nice one, that new strange brit guy was good

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Feb 15Liked by Craig Burgess

that's craigzy, what a vibe

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you read it wrong, the svoloch thing (I think it was swo-loch) but not sure

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It was spelled svo lock phonetically. So who do I believe and/or blame?

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Feb 15Liked by Craig Burgess

it’s definitely a ch sound, like in Charles

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Internet says no

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46 minutes, incredible. I am in for a treat! 🤤

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Careful what you wish for.

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