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Jeanne S's avatar

Was surreal. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, you basic bitch? Bitch basic you, mouth that with mother your kiss you do. Surreal was.

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Craig Burgess's avatar

Sometimes. Timesome.

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Jeanne S's avatar

................. LIFE ............

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Yardena Schwersky's avatar

I’m already regretting my decision to be here again, so that didn’t take long. You also did indeed mispronounce my name. You had it right with the short e though. In this case second-guessing yourself paid off.

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Craig Burgess's avatar

That’s the spirit: regret your decision, and tell me I’m wrong.

Now you understand.

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Trilety Wade's avatar

Why aren't you famous? Or are you black licorice like me? We aren't the salad cream loved by the masses. . . but YOU should be. When you were reading backwards, it reminded me that in jr high, i annoyingly and constantly sang "if you want my body and you think i'm sexy, come on baby let me know," "know me let baby on come sexy i'm think you and body my want you if!" It works better in audio as i can still recall the actual inflection. That'll be my first audio clip to you!

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Craig Burgess's avatar

‘Are you black liquorice like me?’ Is my new favourite phrase I’m going to say to everyone and not even joking

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Trilety Wade's avatar

That is the most lush and double meaning spelling of liquorice i've ever seen! You should say it to everyone so then i can say i'm on your tongue all day. Hahah - it's so fun to be creepy at you.

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