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Mar 30Liked by Craig Burgess

I really want to try to answer the 10 To The Top To The Bottom Of The 20 quiz questions, but I cannot be sure if you are asking about Pork Pie, or Pot Pie. You might know that I enjoy quizes more than most and I insincerely apologize for my inablity to participart due to my personal hearing issues. I will try next week.

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Mar 31Liked by Craig Burgess

This is where an American gets the piss taken out of him by a Brit. Oh well, here goes:

1. A meat pie consisting of chopped pork, pork fat, and jellied pork stock in a hot water crust pastry

2. Rome

3. Fruit

4. Short crust is crumby and flaky; Hot water crust is crisp and less flaky

5. Best served room temperature and as far away from America as possible

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Um how can I mail a postcard when you keep refusing to send me your new address?

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Really enjoyed the artisanal, small-batch human-generated silences like this

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The [new bad words] aren't going to make people think or try harder.

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