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I really want to try to answer the 10 To The Top To The Bottom Of The 20 quiz questions, but I cannot be sure if you are asking about Pork Pie, or Pot Pie. You might know that I enjoy quizes more than most and I insincerely apologize for my inablity to participart due to my personal hearing issues. I will try next week.

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Port Pie actually. That’s what I was referring to in the questions.

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Mar 31, 2023Liked by Craig Burgess

This is where an American gets the piss taken out of him by a Brit. Oh well, here goes:

1. A meat pie consisting of chopped pork, pork fat, and jellied pork stock in a hot water crust pastry

2. Rome

3. Fruit

4. Short crust is crumby and flaky; Hot water crust is crisp and less flaky

5. Best served room temperature and as far away from America as possible

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I’m going the rinse this next week. 😂

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Um how can I mail a postcard when you keep refusing to send me your new address?

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I've moved next to Tim Cook, so I can use this sentence reguarly:

"I enjoy cooking, but now I live next to Tim Cook, I hired Tim Cook's Cook, and now Tim Cook's Cook cooks for me. Sometimes Tim Cook visits, along with Tim Cook's cook, and Tim Cook's cook cooks for Tim Cook and I."

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Thanks for reminding me that you already provided me with your new address. You must feel like you got the short end of the stick when it comes to stalkers, but I promise to do only A+ work from now on!

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I apprec*ate your dedication to the craft

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Really enjoyed the artisanal, small-batch human-generated silences like this

This

This

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The [new bad words] aren't going to make people think or try harder.

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